Elevators have their own weird sort of etiquette. Rule number one, DON’T fart in an elevator. Elevators are like smell amplifiers.  Rule number two, if there are only two people in the elevator they must stand in the back corners of the elevator.  Rule number three, eye contact is forbidden.  Everyone must stare up at the numbers at all times.  This comic deals with rule number four, the ban on excess button-pushing.  Look, we all get that you might be in a hurry but pushing the button over and over again doesn’t make the elevator travel any faster, it just makes you look like an impatient d-bag.  Unless you’re in the world of Peppermint Helmet, where it might be a viable alternative to the space shuttle.

One thing repeated button-pushing CAN do is help me get more likes on Facebook or votes at Topwebcomics.  The buttons for both are in the sidebar.  Exercise your nervous energy on those.

Wanna help me out with the comic-making?  I have a Patreon page with an outdated video at the orange button (I’ll try to update that thing at some point).

Today’s Peppermint Helmet song of the day: