The guy has to live in one of these things! Cut him a break, lady! Being a minotaur these days wouldn’t actually be all that bad. It’s an introverts dream, really. Think of all the amenities you could keep at the center of your maze. You could have a big screen TV, internet, a nice couch. You could be in a minotaur fantasy football league. Pizza delivery would be a bit of a problem so you’d probably have to do take-out but that’s a small price to pay for your own tricked-out maze. You’d never have to worry about anyone robbing you because they’d never be able to get out. Yep, having your own maze seems pretty great. You’re screwed if you get Alzheimer’s, though.
Navigating a maze might be difficult but navigating to the Peppermint Helmet ‘like’ button for Facebook is as simple as looking in the right sidebar. Use it! You can also vote for the Helmet at Topwebcomics. That would be swell!
Today’s Peppermint Helmet song of the day: