Bedside manner doesn’t matter if your nurse is trying to kill you.  Don’t get hurt in this house… WORST. NURSE. EVER.  Couldn’t she find a BLACK pen?  This lady is not playing with a full deck.  I think it’s time for this guy to hire a stay-at-home nurse with some military training.  Or maybe The Punisher.  And for the love of God, put down the sandwich!  Who knows what is in that thing!  It could have bologna on it or, even worse, mayo!

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