The Personal Trainer is a rare breed, man.  It’s a special skill set to be able to yell at someone to motivate them, somehow remaining positive about it in spite of the fact that the person you are training is still miles away from completing a decent pull up.  My wife just started crossfit and I started something in the same ballpark but I prefer to do my exercising alone.  Not only do I not want anyone yelling at me, I don’t want to pay for something I can do at home.  If I’m going to get a personal trainer it needs to be for my diet, not for the workout.  I need someone beside the table yelling at me when I’m about to eat a yeast roll or grab something for a midnight snack.

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Today’s Peppermint Helmet song of the day: