Getting a parking ticket blows.  I actually got a ticket like this once…  Not because I had a baby launcher or a snake-filled sidecar.  My ticket was for my car being ‘left of center.’  I was like, ‘left of center?’  Wtf is that?  I was parked on the curb on a residential street in front of my own freaking house.  And that is how I learned that not everything happens for a reason, there is no grand plan, and it’s every man for himself.  Okay, maybe that’s a bit dramatic.

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Today’s Peppermint Helmet song of the day: