Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.

Vultures are totally disgusting creatures. They’ll eat ANYTHING, dead or alive.  Even the vultures have begun to discover the charms of sriracha.  Personally, I’m not a spicy food guy.  After a certain point, heat is just heat and the taste gets lost behind the fact that it feels like you just put a hot poker in your mouth.  I would change my tune, though, when presented with a plate full of deer roadkill.

While we’ve got the bottle of sriracha out, how about sprinkle a little on the like button for the Peppermint Helmet Facebook page!  Or, even tastier, support me on Patreon by clicking the big orange button!

Today’s Peppermint Helmet song of the day: